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May 18, 2003

Most romantic first line and most unromantic second

After you, my love, my only prize,
Would be a bullet between my eyes.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
That describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face,
I wish I were in outer space.

I saw your face as you walked by,
But then I saw a better guy.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
It's true, I prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

I see your face when I'm dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe, "Go to hell!"

Look at those eyes, look at that face,
Good God, someone, hand me my mace!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Posted by samantha at May 18, 2003 01:54 PM

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